monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.

Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.

by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009

loan shark

A guy who will lend you money when no one else will, but extort you in interest and totally kick your ass if you don't pay.

A loan shark lent me $500. I couldn't pay it back, so I bought a one-way plane ticket to Siberia.

by T. Tan July 22, 2004

The"Daddy"Shark

When one inserts both arms elbow deep into their sexual partners bodily cavities and procedes to move their arms in a chomping "shark"motion.

I'll just stand today...I was up late getting The"Daddy"Shark from my boyfriend.

by Myschoolsmellslikerottenbussy September 23, 2018

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac July 20, 2008

shark biscuit

Australian slang for a body board (that you lie down on), as opposed to a surfboard (that you stand up on). Derisive term for a body board used by surfboard riders.

She could be a great surfer if only she'd get off that shark biscuit and try a real board.

by BillieBlue November 6, 2013

Shark Finning

The act of swimming on your back with an erect penis, whilst helicopter dick-ing, to give the the affect of looking like a great white on the prowl

Guy #1: Why is Jim getting arrested?

Guy #2: He was caught shark finning in in the public pool!

by ThreeLegsG June 6, 2015