shaking hands with the president

masturbating, touching one self, or a hand job

#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.

by Kelly Speresh August 3, 2007

Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

milk shake

Quite a rare speciment indeed! When one sticks a straw up a girls vaginal area and sucks all the liquid out! IT is very done correctly, but when done by the masters it will give the girl a tingly feeling!

Man i milk shaked that girl dry!

by joe April 27, 2004

Chocolate Milk Shake

A drink, that kids drink. also comes in strawberry and vanilla

Billy isnt gay, but he drinks Chocolate Milk Shakes

by dalton August 18, 2003

Shakes My Head

What you say when something ridiculous happens; an act or expression of disapproval.

Long-Hand for "SMH"

This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences

My friend says so much ridiculous stuff, that instead of typing out "shakes my head" I'll just type SMH!

My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH

by Ran Dumb Fax June 11, 2012

cup shake

To shake one's cup or mug at another person by holding the handle and vigorously pronating and supinating the wrist; thus indicating that it is tea time.

David and Michelle walked past Andrew's office and gave him the cup shake.

by David Heaton June 25, 2008

Shake the Spear

Slang for going to the bathroom in less refined literary circles.

After four beer, I am destined to return to my quarters to shake the spear. Thus, I must shake the spear of destiny!

by cbjwthwm September 21, 2009