Shit's Deep 

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.

Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."

Shit's Deep by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011

Shit their hole full 

1. When somebody has taken advantage of your good nature for the last time.

2. When somebody has repeatedly taken the piss, disrespected or insulted you, or somebody close to you, to the point that you no longer wish to associate with them.

Doreen: "How come you don't speak to them anymore?"

Margery: "Fuck them, they've shit their hole full."

Shit their hole full by the pious bird of good omen February 25, 2017

Shit me up 

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

Shit me up by ArchATE June 23, 2019

shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.

Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?

shit midas by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

Shit Magnet by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.

The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"

shit on the liver by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007

shit hole pounder 

Someone who has anal sex. Someone who fucks asses

You like anal you shit hole pounder. I just shit hole pounded that bitch! You fag you just got your shit hole pounded on.

shit hole pounder by diggitty March 4, 2011