Gift giver: Bitch I knew you he would love the almond scented moisturizing butt-lube.
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!
Secret Pierre: omg daddy yaaaas!
by HoboDaddy November 22, 2023
Get the Secret Pierremug. "Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."
by myylkdog July 19, 2012
Get the secret skinmug. Secret sauce is not only a sauce that will give you a good time, but a sauce that will make you trip balls. When I say trip balls I mean it. Never underestimate the sauce. Never. One gulp of this shit and your out for good till the next day, call off work well you still can. You think I’m lying? Try it for yourself, if your lucky to.
by CoreymotherfuckingP August 2, 2019
Get the Secret saucemug. Today folks, we talk about the almighty Chima. Chima ... The first person to become Admin in both WW2 and WW3 at the same time. There is nothing much to write about chima except he has a wife, yes Chima is married to a girl named "Esther". there is nothing much to talk about due to the source. what we know is that Chima is married. but it seems like Chima no longer has feelings for Esther he is showing Non challant towards her and cheating on her by chiking other girls.
by Ebuksam February 29, 2024
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug. A chomik from the Roblox game "Find The Chomiks" That will drive you fucking insane because of its absolutely jaw-dropping absurdly hard obbies,victors of this chomik have trauma and PTSD.
Poopyhead_123:Ugh I fucking HATE UBER SECRET CHOMIK I wanna piss over its corpse when I kill it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
Xx_shadow_alpha_xX:haha noob I have it
by RandomChomikLover May 27, 2025
Get the Uber Secret Chomikmug. Dark Secrets,le prix du sang. A crime novel of the french author Alexandre Schoedler.
Describing an elusiv criminal wich shadow is lurking upon several cities like New York,Los Angeles,Las Vegas and french riviera cities in France like Cannes(you know,the film festival XO) Nice and Monaco.
A action thriller full of crazy things, like sadistic yakuzas,a woman with several identities,a pervert cop,gambling scenes in stylish palaces in Monte Carlo (my God,so chiiiic)and weird trips like the taxi driver escape or the ambulance kidnapping with a crazy nurse,or the pool jump from a hotel roof! Some killers also of the russian mob and so on. Just a mad novel wich is in the climax of Pulp Fiction and so.
Describing an elusiv criminal wich shadow is lurking upon several cities like New York,Los Angeles,Las Vegas and french riviera cities in France like Cannes(you know,the film festival XO) Nice and Monaco.
A action thriller full of crazy things, like sadistic yakuzas,a woman with several identities,a pervert cop,gambling scenes in stylish palaces in Monte Carlo (my God,so chiiiic)and weird trips like the taxi driver escape or the ambulance kidnapping with a crazy nurse,or the pool jump from a hotel roof! Some killers also of the russian mob and so on. Just a mad novel wich is in the climax of Pulp Fiction and so.
Its only a rumor, no one believe he exists, an urban legend...But some say they worked for him... Dias !
Dark Secrets
Dark Secrets
by Wikidark February 4, 2017
Get the Dark Secretmug. friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019
Get the secret shootmug.