depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

by little gay kid March 6, 2022

Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

Louisiana Season

Celebration of the Lousisiana Purchase on November 21-24.

I went to build a mound for Louisiana Season.

by Sh@zam November 26, 2021

hollyday season

Da end-of-da-year period when ya see lots of wreaths and garlands festooning homes and businesses.

Da term "hollyday season" could also be a sarcastic term to describe da merely-traditional-and-commercialized nature of Christmas dat many modern-day people seem to consider it, in dat they may indeed buy lavish gifts and put up cheery festive decorations, yet they do not seem to make much if any effort to actually behave any differently or improve their treatment of others during dat period.

by QuacksO December 24, 2022

Gamoo season

The season where Lagomoo the great will put forth the most effort in music and media for viewers.

“Girl I am so ready for Gamoo Season it’s going to be crazy what he put out”

by Johnwixk4 December 28, 2021

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.

It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?

by mn1234 November 6, 2022