toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

roast

when you talk soo much shit that you can literally smell roast

Yo Timothy is is that roast I smell??

by qwertyuiop12345678890asdfghjkl May 9, 2016

Iraq Roast Game

The Iraq Roast Game happened Mar 20, 2003 to Dec 15, 2011 where Americans ate Iraqi children because Tony Hawk's underground was ruining children's minds.

That American is eating a child just like the Iraq Roast Game!

by Buying Mallins April 15, 2025

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

Roast n' Ghost

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.

Someone called Emma a bush-pig on Tinder then unmatched her, gave her the old 'Roast n' Ghost'.

by justaodthings April 10, 2025

Truckie's Roast

A warmed up frozen meat pie.

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.

by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024