Ring around the Wallet

The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.

After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.

by rda889 December 9, 2012

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).

Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.

by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

Ring rage

Ring rage; similar to a night after vindaloo 'bum burn', however, much more angry and persistent. Comes after a fire poo.

Richard encountered extreme ring rage after a night of beer and "the hottest curry you can make".

by Ring rage January 10, 2016

pleasure ring

Stops you from cuming,jizzing,bussing,tossing,wanking

I can't wank whilst using a pleasure ring

by Tristeneccleston March 18, 2017

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

Ring of fire

A ring of fire is typically A shit that burns your asswhole as it comes out. It is a usual occurrence for western people after the consuming of spicy food. The ring of fire is a shit that is 100 degrees celcius ( give or take a few degrees). Many say that ' it feels like a carpet burn inside you asswhole'. A ring of fire commonly occurs after eating Taco Bell or going to a traditional Indian restaurant.

The Taco Bell gave me a Ring of fire that consisted for 3 days and and burned my ass

by Dr Shlock ma bum whole August 22, 2017