Pubert

Sixth or seventh grader, or someone who acts immature.

“I know you ain’t talkin, you just a pubert.”

by Jangly Jumbles November 12, 2022

pubesent man

Such a high balling unit that they are always a top g. pubesent man is the father of the disappointing pubesent boy. this immaculate man's favorite phrase is "hoes water pailioids." but for he is only a shadow of the pubesent chad... to be continued

holy guacamole is that a pubesent man!

by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023

Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.

Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!

by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023

pubertie

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.

I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Pube art

When you're at a party and people pass out you harvest their pubic hair and apply it to the face if they need a monobrow or Hitler or some cheek fuzz and if there's not enough pubic hair on them then you got to go harvest it from somebody else and and that's a really fun game to play when it's it's the pubes all about the pubes

Damn I had such a great time doing pube art on that b**** Amanda last night yeah cuz she has a massive amount of ass hair and I hate that c***

by Crazy Carebear April 11, 2023

pube trim

A term used to denote a small amount of downward price action in financial markets

I think the SPY will see a 2% pube trim tomorrow

by Coujmaster9000 June 4, 2023

Pubescite

Someone who enjoys acupuncture being performed on their testicles by a pubescist.

Michael is such a pubescite.

by Pentabagel June 22, 2023