A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
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"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."
by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
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Silent sweet innocent generous
Always sleeping
When we see her for the first time she appears to be mean.
And she can't
She can't laugh..she can't walk
At present she has should pain.
Always sleeping
When we see her for the first time she appears to be mean.
And she can't
She can't laugh..she can't walk
At present she has should pain.
Preemal is one and only
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Get the Poemer mug.A medical condition.
People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.
Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.
by KulMan October 23, 2022
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When two religiously devoted cupcakke enthusiasts refuse to airhump each other any longer and aggressively sing"Squidwards Nose" while riding a splinter-filled plastic apparatus when huerny.
Bob: Jeffy Kins, we need to have a Premarital Deepcleansing. I am getting tired of watching that old lady ride squidwards nose in this deepthroat circus at 5am.
Jeff: Tf is wrong with you? let me finish airhumping at least.
Jeff: Tf is wrong with you? let me finish airhumping at least.
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