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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
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Politics

When you cant fuck with one of yo friends because they fell out with another one of yo friends.
Yeah bro I cant do the politics today cuz you know Tyler and Malik don’t fuck with each other no more so Imma have to pick a side.
by $weves December 9, 2018
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political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years
This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.
by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024
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Political Pick Me

A white female who talks about how bad white people are to black people
"Linda is over there apologizing about being white to a black person, what a Political Pick me!"
by Landiah February 11, 2022
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Political kidnapping

Taking someone away for Plutical gang
by 459395 April 4, 2023
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hein political party

Female political part focused on Shoes, jewlrey and other expensive items
The hein political party will destroy the male menice.
by 892262 January 5, 2008
mugGet the hein political partymug.

politics

stupid shit. anyone who's too into politics should not be trusted
Guy 1: Do you want to talk about politics?
Guy 2: No *walks away)
by wikipedia has a gay sex page?! December 15, 2023
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