Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

your a pigeon

Pigeons are useless. Therefore calling someone useless as if they were a pigeon.

Guy 1: Your a pigeon

Guy 2: What’s that mean

Guy 1: your useless

Guy 2: says you

by Lacrosse terms July 22, 2022

looking for a pigeon

Behaving oddly, especially in a garden or bushes.

Did you see that man, he appeared to be looking for a pigeon?!

by Jonathadathan January 6, 2024

African ceiling pigeon

The chirp you will hear when visiting the residence of a particular race.

“Beep”

Becky, did you hear it? The call of the African ceiling pigeon.

by 1 Leg Dwn March 15, 2025

Ganking your pigeon

Choking your style

That nigga was really ganking your pigeon

by Cattle beater May 26, 2025

Receiving a pigeon

The act of having a pair (or more) of testiclay stuffed inside your fadge, leaving the shaft among the flaps, resulting in 'cooing' sounds

Bloody ell Sharon, one minute we're cupping and the next I'm receiving a pigeon and flapping my arms like I'm about to migrate south!

Mate is was like stuffing a Sunday roast, never seen a bird so happy to be receiving a pigeon

My mate Stacey said she received a pigeon from 2 fellas the other night....her tits were like Nelsons column by the time they'd finished

by hot cross bunnies September 30, 2025

I got a bird no pigeon

Hardest drill lyric around

Dip Ur auntie
I got a bird no pigeon

by Dr Adams February 17, 2021