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dirty piccolo

when you have your prostate massaged while getting a blowjob, but you're holding in a shit and you shit down the giver's hand while cumming in their mouth
remember maxine from accounting? shes a total freak, we went out last week and she said she wanted to give me a dirty piccolo in the back of the mail room. the janitor walked in right before she finished me...
by Spankin Johnny August 25, 2019
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You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019
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colin pickard

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.
Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!
by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019
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Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.
Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.
by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020
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dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.
*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!
by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020
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Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.
John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.
by OutTheBox September 13, 2020
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Parish pick-axe

A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.
A parish pick-axe is a Victorian term for a prominent nose.

"The only thing i remember about the guy was that he a parish-pick-axe of his."
by kurd_snow September 16, 2020
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