pee-asco 

A peeing fiasco - in other words, a situation in which one is simply unable to urinate, despite several efforts, because of a number of possible reasons, including but not limited to:
1. A boisterous neighbour in the neighbouring cubicle talking about his weenis.
2. Your friends cheering you in the toilet, "Go pee! pee! pee!"
3. A really really tall guy in the next cubicle.
4. The professor who taught you adaptive wiener filters coming into the toilet just as you try to let yourself go.
5. Someone washing their hands in the toilet sink and flicking you with water, yelling "pee hands!"

I'm waiting for you to leave before I pee, or I'll end up with a pee-asco.

pee-asco by pandagaaru March 5, 2011

pee bagging 

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another

tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep

pee bagging by kommander lemon July 20, 2011

pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!

Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!

pee-tastrophy by ndrew52 October 13, 2011

pee dab 

little spot of piss in your shorts.

a laughed so hard i had a pee dab in my shorts

pee dab by piss in you pants December 12, 2013

pee pee roll 

The large mass of flab that a person tucks into their pants.

Did you see that dude with the fat roll in his pants?

You mean the dude with the pee pee roll?

pee pee roll by Dooby's Taxiola October 22, 2017

pee pee big 

What a fucktard says when they have the longest schlong. It is a way to assert thy dominance.

"pee pee big"

pee pee big by EFurryFagBag February 12, 2019

Pee Trap 

Slang for vagina or the pipe under the sink shaped like a "p"

That girl's pee trap smells funny!

Pee Trap by TheGuLP February 25, 2019