Pattie weenie

The other word for daddy, and technically meaning glazing someone you think of as your father figure.

Hey Pattie Weenie, I’ve missed you so much, I can’t wait to ride you later tonight!

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creme pattie

when you shit in a girls vagina, then come on it all. so her vagina looks like a pattie

i was fuckin this chick last night and i totally gave her the creme pattie of her life

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Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.

These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.

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when a patty is left in someone's mouth too long

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The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

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When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

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A chick who wont let you die first and will make sure she dies before you die.

I wanna die first but savannah pattison wont let me

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