smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

dash and smash

To leave your friends (four horsemen) for a made up excuse to smash girls

You dash and smash us again brah?

by ap1590 August 8, 2017

smash pros

The self-declared pros of the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. They're usually assholes and are annoying.

Tom: Nobody likes your smash pros bitchin' Jake. I like to have items on and have fun unlike you, so go fuck yourself if you know how.

by @@ awesomantor @@ November 25, 2007

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

Smash-mouth

To shove into your face with speed and force. Often referring to non-typical drug use.

"Bout to smash-mouth a whole ounce" Is a verse in a nelly song referring to shoving an ounce of cocaine in ones mouth at one time.

by man with his hand in the can March 22, 2010

smash or trash

To bang (if given the chance)

or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

Bob: "like my status and ill tell you if i'll smash or trash"

Susie: *like*

Bob: "Smash"

Bob would rather bang susie, than trash her.

by smashortrashnotpass October 25, 2012