by D.N. Boot Polish February 24, 2023
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by The D.N. Expert February 24, 2023
by Johnny Cockboy October 25, 2017
Hey man I heard your girl was rubbing on the rainbow with her friend Mandy the other day.
So the other day I was walking down the street and these two guys walked past looking at my ass saying they would like to get me rubbing on the rainbow.
So the other day I was walking down the street and these two guys walked past looking at my ass saying they would like to get me rubbing on the rainbow.
by Snavely79 October 14, 2020
by fatpromdate August 17, 2021
It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.
Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇
Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this
Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
Guy 1-----------------Guy 2
I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this
Guy 1----------Guy 2
Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2022
Is when a female uses jelly as lube to masturbate with. Preferably don't use any jelly with seeds, that could be painful
by dirt d May 09, 2009