When you are second in command to a legend who is the Captain but who very quickly realises that the first officer has total control
by J_gogo September 19, 2020
Get the first officermug. That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
by lachyisded3 July 22, 2017
Get the office unicornmug. Jack will be switching offices until may and he will be in the Office that Jenna is currently in. Jenna will be moving to Joey's old office. The new hiree will be going where Mary K. sits, and Mary K. will be going where Jack used to be.
This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
by Winner Winner Chicken Daver January 29, 2020
Get the Officalmug. by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015
Get the gnome officemug. by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
Get the office depotmug. Demon hellscape on Earth filled with rotten fish and hummus that some poor unfortunate soul has to clean annually. Or it just rots and becomes sentient.
Travis left his fucking fishdick sandwich in the office fridge and now it's grown legs and is self-aware.
by Emmie The Spiteful January 2, 2018
Get the office fridgemug. Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
Get the highest wanking officermug.