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Beard Off

A public challenge between two individuals on who has the better beard.
Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?

Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
by BeardMaster January 26, 2010
mugGet the Beard Offmug.

HACK OFF

A new tradition started by Jim Rome on his sports talk premier radio show. The worse callers of the year are invited to call the show and the host and his xr4ti crew rate the bad calls. They are looking for train wreck callers with lame takes on sports and life. The reality is that Rome himself has turned his show into more of the View on Radio, since the departure of his long time producer Travis Rodgers, and the incorporation of his new producer Kyle "Mommas Boy" Brandt.
During the Hack Off this year, there were many crappy callers. But the worse was a turd named Vinny Mac. So he won and was invited to the Smack Off (as defined in the urban dictionary).
by The Bunders of Wrath November 9, 2010
mugGet the HACK OFFmug.

boxed off

Something that is Boxed Off is something that has been taken care of and completed, a task that no-one has any need to worry about any longer.
I'll take that job and get it boxed off for ya!
by The Scottish Contingent March 23, 2007
mugGet the boxed offmug.

blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.
"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."
by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
mugGet the blasted offmug.

piss-off

It's like saying 'get out of my face' with one notch of higher verbal aggression.
what is your problem , get away from me .Why don't you just beat it, pal , get away from my face, piss-off !
by coolmind January 29, 2006
mugGet the piss-offmug.

Jilling Off

Jack and Jill, went up the hill etc.
as jacking off is a male masturbating,
jilling off is the process of a female masturbating
linda was alone in her bed, when she started thinking about the attractive guy in her class, she then began jilling off!
by A7 July 31, 2007
mugGet the Jilling Offmug.

you off

A question asking if someone is clean from using a drug.
"You off?" - asking a former drug user if they have stopped using
by HoHy October 9, 2013
mugGet the you offmug.

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