NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025

in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.

-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.

by Architect of Destruction April 28, 2012

Speak Now

The best Taylor Swift album that Taylor Swift has ever released, argue with a wall.

1: "Speak Now is the worst album"
2: "Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did"

by urbandictionary.comlol November 27, 2023

lmao now brown cow

When someone says lmao, people often say this to rhyme with them.

Ex: lmao lmao lmao

Ha lmao now brown cow

Lmao dude, that’s funny, lmao now brown cow

by John David March 24, 2018

Oh, now...

An interjection used by African American people when someone says something absurd or ridiculous, often followed by a scorning takedown of what was said like the world has never seen before.

White person: "Racism doesn't exist anymore because lynchings and segregation have been outlawed."
African American person: "Oh, now..."

by dvdkrz September 28, 2023

Real Soon Now™

A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”

We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.

by tariqk December 06, 2021

shush right now protection

extra mega extreme shush right now protection, created by raven very cool ok it has the power of destroying the whole timeline :))) sh SHUSH RIGHT NOW! PASS

random guy: SHUSH RIGHT NOW!
raven: SHUSH RIGHT NOW PROTECTION

by gorilafaimoasa February 28, 2021