“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”
by Reishnakov December 3, 2025
Get the Dick Fit mug.Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
Get the crunch fitness boulder mug.every year on April 19, you send this pass to a person you want a gym pic from. gym pic is like a flex (biceps, thighs, abs, etc.) They cant say no
by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022
Get the National fit pic day mug.The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.
- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
Get the With a bit of spit it, everything will fit mug.A studio on a website called scratch. They are generally accepting of everyone. They like to use tone tags & most of them have some sort of trauma. There is always some sort of drama or inside joke going on as they’re sometimes trolled. Gwdfiers help others make decisions & also help people struggling with mental help. There’s also some days when a person or small group of people can be toxic but generally the other gwdfiers ignore them or tell them to stop.
by AcaciaTheArtist January 10, 2024
Get the Girls Who Don’t Fit In mug.Tommy D. Is fitness
“I really want to get into some Fitness”
“Ivy Park is the only thing I wear to do Fitness”
“Fitness makes me let my hair down”
“Ivy Park is the only thing I wear to do Fitness”
“Fitness makes me let my hair down”
by Matt20201983 December 4, 2020
Get the Fitness mug.