Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 4, 2010

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.

“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”

by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

Tongue Ninja

A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.

"Crazy bitch tried to cut my dick off after I tried to tongue ninja Brad."

by The Cassanova November 8, 2018

ninja rush

a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment

When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush

by atomknowsall January 8, 2011

Ninja Skee

an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.

What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!

by chrism2yo January 23, 2008

Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.

Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.

by avtor17 February 7, 2018