ninja it out

when in a tight situation, solve it in the most ninja like way as possible.

dude, chris was about to get capped by niko, but it he was able to ninja it out and it was cool.

by servant of the boognish November 6, 2009

ninja rush

a rush of adrenaline in an unexpected moment

When you are dead asleep and something wakes you up, you jump out of bed due to a ninja rush

by atomknowsall January 8, 2011

Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 4, 2010

Ninja Rampage

When an individual succombs to the pressure of fear, anger, and/or insanity and begins taking out people or groups of people with cunning tactical ninja like efficiency.

Margaret went on a ninja rampage after missing a deadline at work as she stealthfully cut off every driver within a 2 mile radius down i-5 before catching up to her boss and ran him into the ditch.

by nehlewolf May 13, 2011

Roof Ninja

1. In modern First Person Shooters, these are the players that find the highest spot in the map or some inconspicuous place on a ledge until they time it just right to attack.

Then, they proceed to camp in that spot again until the next victim. They rarely leave that place because they have deemed it the most advantageous spot to camp, hardest to reach to counter-attack, etc.

(often a glitched spot in CoD or a place worthy of expert UT trial runners)

Any game of Call of Duty, BF2, Unreal Tournament.

"Zomg will someone kill that roof ninja. He is a no talent ass clown who sucks at camping."

by F25_Xanatos November 25, 2010

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Ninja Skee

an unexplained white stain on your clothing which obviously can not be explained.

What is that stain on your pants? Dang, I must have gotten ninja skee!

by chrism2yo January 23, 2008