I have things to do

You don't really have anything to do but you don't want to hang out with the person you said it to.

Mostly used after just having sex...

Guy: that was awesome but " I have things to do"
Girl: Oh?
Guy: Yep.
Girl: Gets dressed and leaves.
Guy: Turns on xbox and plays video games

by Eric Kacktastic December 10, 2010

Got Another Thing Comin

A phrase uttered when one is completely appalled by the actions of another, usually indicating that the outcome said trouble maker is expecting will take a turn for the worse.

If this hoe think she gon' just cut me in this damn line, she got another thing comin!

by DatBitch...bitch March 14, 2011

that thing between my legs

Yer dick/fanny

What's that thing between my legs

by NerdyBulbasaur December 26, 2016

In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes

In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.

by thisisevidence March 17, 2010

Can't have nice things

When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)

God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!

by Eleventy Threeve June 18, 2020

i'm experiencin' some things !

an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !

stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !

the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !

that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things

by michael foolsley October 8, 2020

when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

by von groovy June 6, 2019