MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA' 

JORDANNN FROM MYSPACE THATS A FUCKIN' STALKER.

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA'=JORDAN
Jordan:
so remember when you said you liked me?
karlee: says:
uhhh, yeah.
Jordan says:
do you still at all?
Jordan says:
?
karlee: says:
uhmm, i dunno.
why?
karlee: says:
do you?
Jordan says:
yea... lol.
karlee: says:
ohhh, really?
Jordan says:
yeaa
Jordan says:
even when i waas dating the girl i wass..
Jordan says:
i still thought about you
karlee: says:
ohh, well thats kind of bad, isnt it?
you never talked to
Karlee says:
me when you were dating her, btw.
Jordan says:
wats bad?
Jordan says:
that i like you?
karlee: says:
no, that you thought that when you were with her.
Jordan says:
ohh i guess, but i couldnt stop it
karlee: says:
you said you thought about me.
so i asked,
what kind of thoughts?
Jordan says:
ohhh.
Jordan says:
uum lotss
karlee: says:
specific?
Jordan says:
well i kept thinking of how nice you are to me, and how i blew it with you, cause i like you alot, but im dumb and ruined it

MYSPACEDRAMACASESTUPIDPSYCHOPUSSYASSBITCHMATHA'FUCKA' by SWILBER June 25, 2008

myspace 

a shitty ass fucking website

Girl: I got 1000 friends on myspace!!!
Boy: Fuck you

myspace by myspace sucks September 13, 2006

myspace 

A site that occupies otherwise wasted time for people with friends. Generally it is hated by the "hacking" community because large quantities of people from the said group have low self esteem and pick on others. Thus, there is more making fun of emo-kids and bands like Linkin Park. However, one only has to look at a couple things to reallize the "intelligence" of some leaders in the ranting contests.<br><br>First off, if 1337 is really the "hackers" language (I know many people who think so) then why do they use numbers to help make up words? Don't hackers often share IPs amongst each other for things as simple as pinging and as complex as Hijacking? If you tell them to ping 147.358.3589.27 or a similar IP (can't say I know much about IPs as I am not a hacker, excuse me if that format is wrong) and all your friend sees is "let.es8.ea8g.2t" because they spent pointless hours of their life familiarizing themselves with the "language" that they could have spent on myspace. One must also wonder why hackers would give themselves away by storing into AIM databases that such a language is only used by hackers, call themselves hackers, probably brag about things they supposedly did, and then use the "language" later on. The only why no arrests have come of this is because hackers don't use leet. It is absolutely idiotic to say so.<br><br>And this is the point where you wonder, is the hacking community making intelligent judgements about myspace? maybe not. For actual hackers who think myspace is lame even though they have never been there, try going <a href=http://fast.info/myspace/>here</a> to see the logs of a hacker who made one million users set "samy" as their hero. Myspace went down and everything, yet he says "I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has"<br><br>So is myspace really a waste of time that is out to get the hacker community? No. In fact, its almost better with the hacking community than the usual kind of people who go there. It is a great place for coders to visit and chat with friends while coding their websites. Maybe post some bulletins asking about a coding problem, add a blog about what site you should make next, or advertising the one you just created.

"I'm sorry myspace and FOX. I love you guys, all the great things myspace provides, and all the great shows FOX has" ~former myspace hacker

myspace by Michael Fairhurst July 20, 2008

myspace 

A site designed to have massive lag and down time secretly disguised as a "networking tool".
When the site goes down you may notice all your friends being a little irritable the next day.
This is extremely common in teen girls who find myspace more addicting then crack cocaine.
It's also not uncommon to find these myspace "addicts" staring at a blank screen of thier computer during down time.

Friend 1:Hey have you seen julie today?
Friend 2:No, I think shes back home slitting her wrists.
Friend 1:I don't blame her myspace is down today. :(
Friend 2.What a sad day, about myspace that is.

myspace by Will In SC February 6, 2007

myspace 

a site that people love to bitch about. myspace is for emo bitches is an example. also, myspace is for people who need to get a life. and myspace is a dumb-ass popularity contest.
the people who say these things will finish their conversation about how lame myspace is, and then rush home to check their new comments.

how about this- a site where, if you want, you can request actual friends, and then talk to them

god, myspace is so fucking stupid

i know, those kids that are on there are all so fucking lame

fuck that, i fucking hate myspace

did you comment my new pictures?

myspace by jthurlow May 19, 2007

MySpace 

What every 10-14 year old insists on making, adding me, and acting as if we are "besties," while begging and commanding for as much as a photo comment, and sending me 4 poorly written chain letters a day.

Hey, Zach, I noticed you didn't comment for comment on my MySpace.

MySpace by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009

Myspace Whore 

basically an eleven year old girl that says shes 17, shows pictures of her ass to feel better about the fact that she doesnt do half the shit she says and really cant back herself up becuz she relies on other people to "kick" someone elses ass (quotes becuz 98% of all myspace whore threats are unreal). also the reason why the internet is evil, becuz there is a girl that has a million freinds and tries to beat out tila tequila, but never will. Tom Anderson, the founder of Myspace, created a great product, but basically should delete all myspace whores.

1. true story: there is an 11 year old girl that had a picture of a g string with a ribbon tied around it...no bs...
2. Tila Tequila is the ultimate myspace whore...hands down...

Myspace Whore by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006