fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

office monkey

Low paying low self esteem job involving no creativity or thought other than how to avoid the attentions of a team leader who earns a little more than 1000 pounds more than you .

remember these people are office monkeys so killing them isn't a crime their already dead inside

by dregj September 23, 2010

cray cray monkey bae

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.

Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.

by Dr. Hand January 30, 2017

monkey jew

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid

Koob you're such a monkey jew

by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009

Cock monkey

As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:

"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.

A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.

You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.

No P.h.d. required.

"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"

That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.

by JeremySteele07 February 10, 2009

myspace monkey

(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.

2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".

The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.

by boggler July 21, 2006

Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.

i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey

by griggs-leaston October 22, 2008