mike moiczek

a short white guy with a small dick but attitude makes up for it. Rude.. Disrespects women. Like girls under 18 and over 70. Thinks he hot shit that rides a motorcycle

the pizza maker is a real asshole his name must be mike moiczek

by mech1981 June 25, 2017

Mikeing Up

To power vomit all day, at work.

Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."

by Red JoJo April 13, 2010

Mike Gauthier

(n.)- An extremely attractive boy but unattractive to other girls. He's the drummer in a band called Water Vein that isn't too bad, you should check them out. He speaks mostly of mudkips and his band. He's so cute.

Did you see Mike Gauthier drummin' it up at his show on Sunday?

by haiicharlez February 21, 2009

Mike cox

To face paint another males face with you cock

Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019

dirty mike

the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.

"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"

by courtneyney August 21, 2008

The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 14, 2004

Mike Shinoda

my inspiration in making webpages

mike is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

by ann June 19, 2004