Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. The king of the white children, beware he commands an army of toddlers but we may all rejoice as a grand hero named KSI is going to rock his shit soon
by Anonymous1045 July 25, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. Logan paul is a mother fucker straight from gay town, USA, he rolls around in his on parakeet shit straight from his asshole, he’s still a virgin, and will remain to be a virgin till he’s fucking 35.
by The clairvoyant 4th grader May 30, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. by Retardedlolifan September 30, 2019
Get the Logan paulmug. by stefon from weekend report June 5, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. Logan Paul is a choch that grew up in OHIO. He started his career of on a famous app called Vine along with his younger brother Jake Paul. As they got older they moved to California LA. As Vine shut down he moved to another social media platform called YouTube. He was doing every day vlogs. As he became more famous he named his fans/followers the Logang. ( If you're not in the Logang, what are you doing? Join the strongest group on YouTube.) On December 31 of 2017 he filmed a dead body in the Suicide Forest and blah blah blah... He made a mistake like everyone does, but in his social media black out he reached 16 million Logangsters on YouTube. As of now he is vloging again and living his life and a man child!
Person 1: Logan Paul is a dick!
Person 2: WTF dude. He is not a dick, he is simply a choch following his dream of being a man child.
Person 2: WTF dude. He is not a dick, he is simply a choch following his dream of being a man child.
by An Ugly Potato May 7, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. by Ted4life April 21, 2020
Get the Logan Paulmug.