Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

the laziness chirp

when a lazy black person refuses to change the batteries in their smoke alarm

*smoke alarm chirps*

White Person: Hey Jerome, your smoke alarm seems to be running low. You know they call that the laziness chirp?
Jerome: AYY MANE I AINT HEAR SHIT MANE

by americousin November 29, 2023

Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

lazie

Lazie is a name of a person who is really crazy. Creepy laughter, uncomfortable smiles and irritating screams is enough to make people feel terrified in various situations. Lazie is a typical crazy forehead.

he creeped me out with that smile, i'm sure he is a lazie.

by malibuuu December 12, 2016

Lazy Jay

Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river

"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"

by Urban Gif March 28, 2024

Lazy Muscle

A muscle that hangs similar to fat. Some people claim that they actually are fat.

Jim looks like he gained a lot of weight, but he said that it was actually lazy muscle.

by The Grape Eater June 15, 2011

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 05, 2022