lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Kicker

1. A kid, who know who you are, who likes to kick stuff.
2. A slang term for "kick me" or "kick something while highjumping"

1. "Hey dude the kicker just jumped the fence.
2. "Kicker! I need you to help with my aerobics"
3. "All hail King Kicker!!!" (Haray!!!)

by Julio Sanchez October 25, 2003

kickerhead

A woman who has a penis and then puts it on another womans head and says "what a nice teaparty"

Jane stuck her wang on Brenda's head and said "what a nice teaparty!" Bob then walked in a said "you fuckin kickerhead bitch ass ho"

by El501 September 10, 2006

Knuckerhead

a silly fool. an idiot. someone thats seriously mistaken.

"I can't believe you just did that, ya knuckerhead!"

by Tina M Helton March 21, 2008

kicker

another term for sidekick.
you can go on aim, email, and use it as a big phone.

Huang left his kicker at my crib.
I would buy the new kicker, but the old one persuaded me to switch to a different phone.

by Yello squadron October 18, 2008

knockerblottz

german word for a person who doesn't know how to correctly spell nicknames or use the letter "z"

Lopes: Yo Allycats
Amoney: My name is spelled Alicatz, you're such a knockerblottz

by Am0o0ney June 8, 2009

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011