Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.

Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...

by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014

The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.

When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.

by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015

whisker king

A man with a ridiculous beard. May be massive or just chunky and stupid. Sometimes abbreviated to W.K.

Look at tat guys beard, he really is the whisker king...

by Mondo 64 January 3, 2016

basilisk king

A faggot on xbox.

Wtf dude, were in a game with a basilisk king.

by SegaBoyll June 27, 2016

Dab king

A person who can do a proper dab as if he is a king.

Jim, look at that dab king!

by Turtle mcgriddle August 27, 2016

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

jeremiah king

A person that is handsom,big dick

Did you see that handsome man name Jeremiah KING

by thunderbolt November 28, 2016