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kelly

"Damn kelly's got some nice tata's."
by Dingulingus February 26, 2025
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.
"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"
by NathaniSan July 2, 2019
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Kelly

Just a big hoe who wants to fuck but shes still a baddie
Person : Is that kelly ??
Person 2 : shes a bit of a hoe :///
by The baddie evi ♡ October 3, 2020
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christopher kelly

Christopher is a man who really enjoys playing Pokémon go with the hoes.
That guy is playing Pokémon go! He is such a Christopher Kelly
by My name is boi69 April 19, 2017
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Kamari Kelly

D1 athlete, future millionaire and business owner. Also goes by “Kelly”
This 6’5 handsome athlete is on the road to greatness. Very friendly person
This guy can basically do everything
Kamari is a Capricorn
Yo Kelly , how do you get the girls?
Kamari Kelly is a gift from god to the world
by Kell_30 November 20, 2023
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Kelly

Someone you find funny or endearing. You like this person.

You use it to joke around with this person
Hey Kelly u look good
by Susmongus890 July 7, 2022
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