Kelli Poop

any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.

Oh f*** I gotta go its a kelli poop!!

by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020

Kelly

A Kelly is a Karens stuck up daughter, or another word for teachers pet. They report everything, even if it is not of great concern to someone.

Person 1: I heard Rebecca reported James for not doing his homework..
Person 2: She is such a Kelly!

by James-Walkerson September 16, 2020

Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You are speaking to the manager, Kelly! Because I’m the manager, you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020

Kelly

The fragile, white male equivalent of a ‘Karen’.

You certainly can speak to the manager, Kelly! Because I am the manager you Caucasian crybaby!

by UrbanDick2020 September 18, 2020

Kelly

The antagonist of Melanie Martinez's K-12, an extremely insecure and self-centered girl. She's also self-entitled and a fake friends (a trashtalker behind people's backs)

Kelly really is a Kelly.

by doihaveapseudonym October 20, 2020

Kelly

Just a big hoe who wants to fuck but shes still a baddie

Person : Is that kelly ??
Person 2 : shes a bit of a hoe :///

by The baddie evi ♡ October 3, 2020

Kelly Williams

A young man, or young woman; you decide. Kelly Williams' are often described as smelly as they don't believe in the use of soap and are always punching cones.

Don't be a Kelly Williams even if the water pressure is really good.

by yehhahdvd October 6, 2020