Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."

by chota boy January 10, 2009

junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.

Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.

by Oodam February 17, 2009

jinks block

when you call jinks block no one is allowed to jinks you for that day

tom and bob "ill lick sprinkles"
tom "jinks block"
bob"jinks dang"

by death34 from roblox February 19, 2010

junkad

to snort Windex.

Stop junkadding!

by bread infection December 1, 2009

Junkamuffin

A midget that cant jump.

person 1) Hey man, did you just see what I saw?
person 2) The Junkamuffin?
person 3) Ya, that was hilarious

by Jespaulabos December 17, 2009

Junked up

What the crew chief says when it takes him 5 minutes to hook a nozzle up to the SPR.

"Hey man, your hose is junked up."

by OH OH SHIZAM March 14, 2010

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011