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Jump My Bones

to fuck the shit out of someone.... then fuck'em again allll night long! Buckwild Sex!
Hey Estah! Looking mighty finee!I want to tap that badonkadonk of yours and Jump your boness baby! Lets get it on.. on the count of 3.
by pp June 28, 2004
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Hit The Jump for more

a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN
Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.

Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?
by HotPocketsBoy June 14, 2011
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Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat
Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?
by Jim April 15, 2005
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808 base jump

Where a man takes a jump from a highly elevated platform(perhaps sky diving) in hopes of landing his dick into the woman's mouth.

Team work is needed.
Lindsey would you like to attempt an 808 base jump with me? Jamie can come too.
by foxy hound May 11, 2009
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Jump off a building

When one usually starts a conversation and the other person is already starting to become annoyed, defensive, and loud not realizing where the conversation is headed.
Girl: I think we need to talk
Boy: Are you breaking up with me? Did I DO something wrong?
Girl: Whoa...Whoa..Whoa.. Don't jump off a building, we're just talking!
by Nicky B. May 29, 2007
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Jump on da rocks

"Jump/ing on da rocks" means,
A. To start the act of drinking, or to work towards getting "crunk".
B. Means to actually jump on rocks, in a form of quick fluid movements over and up rock and/or rocky areas such as hillsides or rocky rivers.
C.When a female is attracted to a male(you), in this case "da" is substituted with "my". This is a less often used form, the common form would be "balls" instead of "rocks".
Yo man tonight i gotta jump on the rocks, because i really wanna get drunk.

Dude lets go to upper falls and jump on da rocks.

Dude that chick was jumping on my rocks.
by Electromic November 13, 2007
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forbidden jump-rope

The act or game of playing jump rope with a razor scooter, which can usually lead to death or severe pain in the ankles
Honestly fuck this class bro I might have to play forbidden jump-rope
by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019
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