jordan davis

The most beautiful girl you'll ever see who she is very athletic has great hair is the best bæ you will ever have she's loyal to her friends and is the best friend you'll ever have

My bæ is such a Jordan Davis

by Soccer bae February 21, 2016

Jordan Binnington

2019 Stanley cup champions STL Blues rookie goalie.

Jordan Binnington

Binning-fucking-Jesus
Binning-fucking-God

by Jejshsb June 14, 2019

Brown Jordan

Having to take a huge dump

Man, where is the toilet I got a brown jordan

by Toothevt February 14, 2010

Jordan AIDS

Jordan AIDS is when your name is Jordan but you have aids.

“Woah did you hear about his Jordan AIDS, bro?”

by Jazzllama_M_ January 27, 2019

Jordan Love

The most talented QB of all time.

NFL Fan: Wow this Mahomes guy is so good!

Enlightened Packer fan: Yeah I know he is such a Jordan Love!

by Berry Mccociner December 02, 2020

jordan smith

A beautiful girl who is sexy every one wonts to fuck with her but she is taken. (.) (.)

She is a Jordan smith and is going to be mine.

by Potpielove January 19, 2014

Michael Jordan

An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement

Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team

by nba genius April 19, 2011