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Jew Rope

Eruv, Erub or Eruvin in plural; A perimeter usually strung on the utility poles (often rope) that combines seperate pieces of property into one large parcel, it enables jews to observe the traditional Shabbat rules allowing them to carry kids and belongings anywhere inside the perimeter
Hey Shelomo! Sections 1 and 2 of the Jew Rope are up but section 3 is currently down. Ok Yusef, Lets go get the cherry picker!
by Joe Ressnick October 7, 2008
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Wicked Jew

A Jew that will do whatever it takes to make money or not to lose money, even if it involves hurting people.
That Wicked Jew boss of mine fired me before I was fully vested, so i didn't get my full pension, I deserve.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
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jew bank

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1. a group or flock of jews (n)
duddddeeeeee I just saw a HUGE jew bank killing yeezus
by jewwhisperer September 10, 2014
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Orthopoxed Jew

A Jew, whether religious or secular.
who's people are Cursed, who's "race" is cursed, and who's religion is Cursed and supplanted by Orthodox Eastern Christianity.

He's is Rightly (ortho) Poxed (poxed) or Cursed for his perfidiousness and for killing The Messiah or Jesus Christ, and for his cotrol of Media, and for covering up crimes. Like the fact they are criminal elements.
Don't mind the perfidious, whiny, and shifty orthopoxed jew
by antij March 8, 2005
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jew for jesus

Cult group who believe jesus is the messiah. This group is made up of fanatic right wing christians who use subterfuge tactics to trick jews into converting to christianity.
That jew for jesus group is a real evil cult.
by jim d April 12, 2007
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jew muffin

Ashley wouldnt give me 5 bucks cause she's a jew muffin.
by Kaitlin sonnnnnn August 18, 2007
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Jew-Cave

A very well hidden cave with a very small entrance that members of the Jewish religion hide in when faced with adversity. Jew-Caves can be built anywhere by a skilled Jew and/or drunk Mexican. The contents of a Jew-Cave are usually 6-23 Jews, a jar of Vaseline, and large amounts of Apple Butter. Jews can survive months in a well built Jew-Cave.

This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.
Guy 1: Hello good sir, may I ask what you are constructing?

Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!

Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.
by Sam T. Baker December 31, 2010
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