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Jersey Turnpike

When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
The other night I was giving myslelf a jersey turnpike and almost dropped the soap.
by Turd Ferguson, thats funny February 24, 2010
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New Jersey

why do people think our state is so bad. have u even been to nj?
when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey


we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC

we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
Fucked Up Person from like ND: eww u guys are dirty and who says joisey?
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
by Megan <33 January 14, 2009
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jersey baby

An unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. The term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in Jersey or New Jersey.

Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.

Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
They found another Jersey Baby in the trash behind Arby's the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
by Wombstretcha August 24, 2007
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Jersey

To do something without any concern for anyone else.
(while driving) Yo, that asshole just jersey'd right in front of me, he almost just took me right out.
by nig5mcfucktard May 8, 2009
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Jersey City Tap Dance

A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.
It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!
by Höegardener October 18, 2010
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New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.
Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit
by alec547 November 28, 2010
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Jersey Postcard

Child porn.

Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.
You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...
by Another_Oz March 7, 2008
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