When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
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when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
Fucked Up Person from like ND: eww u guys are dirty and who says joisey?
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
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An unwanted child; typically discarded in a trash can or dumpster after being birthed. The term does not imply that said refuse-baby is abandoned in Jersey or New Jersey.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
Despite the above statement, the term was indeed coined after a number of such baby-discards in the state of New Jersey (USA) occurred in a short period of time.
Some say that a more elaborate definition of Jersey Baby requires covering the child with plastic wrap prior to trashing it, so that nobody hears its cries.
They found another Jersey Baby in the trash behind Arby's the other day, covered in plastic wrap and horsey sauce.
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by nig5mcfucktard May 8, 2009
Get the Jersey mug.A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.
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Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.
Named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.
You hear that the police took away old Jack after he downloaded a bunch of Jersey Postcards? Always had my doubts...
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