The act of blowing smoke at a cop that is talking to someone they have pulled over as you drive past them.
by baconator7 June 30, 2010
Get the blowing a copmug. <<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>Calling The Cops On Me On Cops The Calling<<Seven Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy Six>>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
by sheepersleepers April 10, 2023
Get the Cop Glazermug. When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
*Although sometimes no oinking involved...
When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.
Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....
you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022
Get the Cop schmoppedmug. Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to
by RandomIrishFella May 23, 2023
Get the Cop Onmug. When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
by Peleke9 July 31, 2016
Get the Cop Bumpmug.