Why doesn't Sky know?
by smigpotato February 24, 2020
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Get the Monclear sky mug.A huge aluminium tube that hurtles through the sky at ridiculous speeds, with folks inside it.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
People willingly strap themselves in, then pretend they're not bothered that they're ten kilometres above the ground and it's -60 degrees Celsius outside.
Actually they'll complain about the food or the temperature being a couple of degrees too warm or cold, when actually it's fucking miraculous that we can sit in ignorance of what's really happening around us, stuffing our face and moaning about it all.
I think I just plagiarised Louis CK but the point is it's a commercial airliner.
I feel like absolute garbage, I've been stuck in a sky can for 14 hours with 300 other smelly folks.
by ahpeeyem March 30, 2021
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by Gemilie August 18, 2006
Get the sky bone mug.Sky Voodoo is the contemporary practice of combining astrology with magic or complementary divinatory practices including Tarot, I Ching, Numerology, intuition, clairvoyance, channelling, and spirit/angel guides.
The popularity of Sky Voodoo has grown in conjunction with the resurgence in popularity of ‘traditional astrology’ since the early 1990s.
The popularity of Sky Voodoo has grown in conjunction with the resurgence in popularity of ‘traditional astrology’ since the early 1990s.
I'm terrible with guys and so I went and saw my tarot-astrologer friend who confirmed with Sky Voodoo and the Jack of Clubs and Tower reversed that my boyfriend is a loser.
He gave me a Mars talisman to wear on dates as apparently I'll be single again soon FML.
He gave me a Mars talisman to wear on dates as apparently I'll be single again soon FML.
by Bad Rabbit August 13, 2021
Get the Sky Voodoo mug.The Legendary Saiyan God. A Bersker Warrior. A Hot Ass Guy. Known As BamBam. The Destoryer of the the universe. The Greatest of All Time
by The Legendary Saiyan April 14, 2019
Get the Sky mug.1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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