dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"
I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!
by daanielleer August 17, 2015
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Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023
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Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.
"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"
by Sexscene November 06, 2015
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dutch astronaut

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.
by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017
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Dutch Nanny

When a woman is fisted by someone with a wooden shoe on their hand
“Things got a little crazy last night, and after some absinthe she let me slip her the Dutch Nanny…”
by CaKnuckle June 04, 2022
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dutch thermos

The act of farting in a bottle and then putting the lid on and thus storing the stench for later use.
Ed H just opened his dutch thermos
by the king of the entire world December 04, 2010
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dutch fag

stop trolling dutch fag!
yup
by RichBorat December 23, 2016
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