honda-tech

The #1 worst site on the internet.

Honda-tech.com is the worst site on the web.

by DannoRly March 30, 2009

Houdini

In the midst of intercourse, performed from behind, your friend creeps out of the closet and, without your sexual partner's knowledge, takes your place behind him/her. You go out of the house and wave excitedly through the window from the yard. As your partner realizes your debauchery, your friend yells, "Ta-Da!!"

J-Mac: "Kevin, that Houdini that we pulled off was hilarious!! She was so surprised!"

Kevin: "Aww, tits! Too bad my voice cracked when I yelled 'Ta-Da'"

by J-Mac2daMax December 17, 2008

Houdini 300

Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.

*Do your lady from behind

*Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back

*When she turns around, unleash your load in her face

*As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!'

*Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes

"Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"

"STEVE!, are you listening?????!"

"Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

hondamatic

One of the deadliest bikes ever produced.

Whoa! look at that wicked hondamatic.

by jeff August 22, 2003

hondtard

A combination of the words honda and retard. Typically, a not so bright young Asian or Caucasian male who spends a boatload of money on accessories such as body kits, spoilers, exhaust systems, etc. for his weak-ass 75 horsepower Honda Civic and then thinks he is driving a high performance exotic, as exhibitied by his idiotic attempts at street racing.

Did you see hondtard get dusted by that old lady in the beater pickup truck?

by vmax December 30, 2008

houdini

having sex with someone and leaving once they fall asleep with no warning or goodbye

he totally houdini-ed after i fell asleep.

by miss houdini June 27, 2010

La Honda

A town of epic history. Hometown of Ken Kesey, and a good place to smoke a joint

Dude, we were smoking out in La Honda, and the cops smoked more shit than we did

by La Honda February 18, 2009