house marm

person who needs to stay home lookin the way they do!

that house marm should not be in pj's at the supermarket

by cshawnrun November 29, 2010

roffle house

The place to send all your funny stuff

OMG, I sent this ytmnd to the roffle house.

by AWPerative August 31, 2008

Bennett household

A household/family which is dominated by a disproportionate ratio of females to males. Based on Austen's Pride and Prejudice, in which the Bennett family comprises the father, the mother, and four daughters.

Jenny: My dad's such a controlling dick!
Xander: Tschh, put him in his place - remind him it's a Bennett household.

by RaphaMuffin June 18, 2010

Butt-house

The anus where illicit drugs are smuggled, usually by a non-smoking American with a mustache who occasionally wears capes and Canadian toques.

"What are you going to do if we can't get weed in over spring break Bobby Brown? No problem, I always have my butt-house."

by RowdyMcRICH May 30, 2012

Gusty House

The result of smashing someones Front AND Back doors in (vagina and Anus)

I turned your mum into a Gusty house last night

by Gusty house maker July 31, 2012

The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

Individual House

An insult that can be used to confuse the opponent.

They'll be speechless...

person 1: YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. GET LOST
person 2: WHY DON'T YOU GET LOST, YOU INDIVIDUAL HOUSE!
PERSON 1: WHA-???
PERSON 2: SHOVE YOUR INSULTS WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE

by a_human_on_the_internet June 2, 2018