riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

off his face

An Australian term to describe a state of intoxication to a degree in which a person may not be able to maintain co-hearant speech

John was completely off his face last night, he just wouldn't stop drinking

by Alley AU1987 August 24, 2017

shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.

That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!

by Sargenitals July 5, 2018

Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.

by Toomb June 8, 2017

sack and his boys

To insert a fat chode into another boys anus.

I sack and his boys into your dad.

by Sack and his boys November 15, 2017