Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022

toby hawkings

A big boi and a very large dick for this boi Kieran’s never gonna know what he missed

Toby Hawkings likes it good

by LeftAlliance February 19, 2018

York Hawk

A joke name that sounds like “your cock.”
The counterpart of “Mike Hawk.”

α: Can I see York?
β: Who is York?
α: York Hawk!

by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2022

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021

Hawk Tuah

A Pick Me who brags about her oral and s.xual skills for male attention and approval.

That girl is a Hawk Tuah.

by DarkWifey June 30, 2024

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Purple Hawk

A specimin of hawk thats cool becaause it has blue feathers

"oh look a purple hawk, i wish i was as cool as that pupl hawk"

by DAPSTART August 11, 2018