Half Chub

a half erect half soft Wang, with the base being erect and the rest being plain old flaccid.

person 1- "Look at Zacharia, hes always rockin a half chub in science class, how disrespectful of him."
person 2- "don't blame him, he has it all the time. He cant control it, hes currently being tested in a lab, but scientists cant find the answer"
person 1" why cant he just be like Danny. Danny always has a full rager"
person 2- "Danny and Zacharia are just two totally different species, but Zacharia is rockin the chinstrap beard like a legend!"

(danny starts singing just hold on im coming home by drake, whle zacharia continues to abuse wooden planks physically, sexually, emotionally and mentally)
the end!

by zach biggery October 16, 2014

Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.

After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!

by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011

Half Blood Prince

The Half Blood Prince is a former student at Hogwarts who has written his methods in a potions book which falls into the hands of Harry. It teaches him spells such as Sectumsempra, and methods such as the bezoar antidote.

Snape is the half blood prince.

by Davado August 31, 2005

purple and a half

The new favorite color

"Hey Lana, what's your favorite color?"
"Purple and a half. What's yours?"
"Clear."

by frumpyballerina January 15, 2009

Two and a Half men

One of the best shows on T.V.

"two and a half men is the best show ever!"-Fan

by Michael Jackson's brother. August 24, 2009

half a bubble off plumb

Idiom commonly meaning "a touch off," but frequently used to mean "not quite straight" when referring to an individual's sexual preferences. Largely used in small towns and rural areas.

"Considering he grew up wearing ladies' clothing and carrying purses, everything assumed Joe was half a bubble off plumb, so we were shocked when he came back to the reunion with a wife last summer."

by Tell Major Hawks February 5, 2014

hoe and a half

a girl who is more than a hoe than a hoe and 3/4s but not quite a hoe and 5/8ths .
can also be used in joking terms while sitting in the back row in french class.

1) did you see what that girl did last night. what a hoe and a half!
2) respect yourself! pull down your shirt, you hoe and a half!

by lmaoooo hehhee January 21, 2011