Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term
by Michael ballack January 7, 2024
Get the Touching gutsmug. to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
Get the Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gatemug. This condition occurs when you giggle or laugh so hard that your guts or stomach starts to hurt. It's a welcoming feeling.
Julia kept on reading knock knock jokes to Amanda. Amanda could not stop laughing and had a severe case of giggle guts which resulted in Julia almost wetting herself out of contagious laughing. It should be worthy of mentioning that they were both high as hell and XAF - xanax'd as fuck.
by von groovy July 28, 2024
Get the giggle gutsmug. “Ayo, I was out on a date at a Mexican restaurant and my date had turkey guts”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
“Did you still hit?”
“Yes”
by Grell November 28, 2023
Get the turkey gutsmug. When your guts hurt like a bitch. (Expecially if your have a food allergy like lactose intolerance etc)
Ugh I ate so much food it gave me a guts ache.
OR
I had so much ice cream! I'm gonna have a guts ache later, I can already feel it
OR
I had so much ice cream! I'm gonna have a guts ache later, I can already feel it
by FrootLoopsAaaa February 7, 2023
Get the guts achemug. Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top
Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
by theqaking2 October 11, 2013
Get the muffin gutmug. by g cal April 12, 2021
Get the gutted upmug.