by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2017
Get the Man-gut mug.Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
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Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
Gut sex; referring to the Greek God of Assholes. Formally known as Mason the Gut.
- Gut sex, anal fucking, back door creeping, pound the brown ect...
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Get the grumpy gut mug.When one eats an excessively large portion of food in a single sitting which ends up taking a couple of days to digest. Usually accompanied with fasting.
"Hey Jim, we're going out for Mexican food, would you like to come? "
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
"Nah man, I ate a 5 pound steak at Earl's last night and I am working off crocodile gut."
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