The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

Gurgle Grease

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022

Meowstic Greg.

Meowstic evolves from Espurr at level 25, and is a Pseudo-Legendary pokemon with a 600 Base-stat total. (totally) (no cap) (100%)

Pokemon trainer: I caught a male Espurr and evolved it into a male Meowstic Greg.
Pokemon Trainer 2: YOURE A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon trainer: (Starts ascending.)

by windyeeee February 4, 2022

Earl Greg

Variation of a Hot Toddy made instead with Earl Grey tea and Orange Jubilee Mad Dog 20/20.

Almost time for bed, I sure could go for a piping hot serving of Earl Greg in my mouth!

by DDCS2009 March 17, 2023

Mexican Greaser

The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.

José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.

by Liverslapper July 3, 2023

back out a big greaser

A colloquial expression, usually used in (but not limited to) Australia and similar/English speaking nations, for the process of defecation. Generally associated with humans and other humanoids, this phrase can be also be used to describe the defecation procedure of other animals eg. the family pet. A similar, slightly less descriptive version is the phrase back one out. Note that the word greaser has a wide range of usage in other contexts.

I really need to "back out a big greaser"
Watch where you step mate, I just watched Fido "back out a big greaser"
When I wake up I usually need to "back one out".

by pc0000001 July 1, 2010

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.

I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014