Green Thermos

Green Thermos is military slang for a Cum Bucket.

The Petraeus scandal is much about an "unpaid social liaison" that is just politically spin on Slut or Green Thermos.

by T-Rex 317 November 14, 2012

green trombone

A large blunt of kush.

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015

Green Belt

The status of mastering the ability to control yourself while high.

Bro Michael must be a green belt going to work like that.

by NoahS516. July 10, 2018

Green marker

1) A marker that is green.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.

1) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."

by Minnesotasucks March 27, 2010

Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.

Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"

by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018

blue greene

Big hair, bigger heart. A green ice tea enthusiast who's always chewing mint gum.

"Hey did you see that blue Greene over there"

"Ya dude. I heard she likes green tea."

by Jamison Anderson May 6, 2017

the green guy

A slang term for marijuana, yet used in a more specific term when your bud looks it was dipped in crystals.

"peep the green guy, this niggeh looks slammin'"
"look at this green. this shit will get us CAKED"

by thirdeyechakra July 13, 2006