touching grass

something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol

Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass

by Someone called Frederick January 3, 2022

Grass

A source of life that lives everywhere on earth and also the deadliest weapon against "discord moderators" or any games, only high level chads can touch grass.

Op1 : Go touch grass
Genshin Impact Player : *dies from no social life*

by Holografik November 21, 2021

fuck off my grass

Something only Dylan uses that makes no sense whatsoever.

Please never use fuck off my grass because it makes no fucking sense

by Bruhhhhhhhh$$25 June 6, 2016

Hi Grass

a cute way to say hi, without being boring. when people say hi grass other people think of them as extremely cool people who are so spiffy and not at all soft.

person 1: hi.

Person 2: Hi Grass!!

person 1: omfg!! you are soo spiffy and cute and so much fun !!

by mr.spiffy July 13, 2010

grass

a person that imparts information from an acquainted party to another party without the former's knowledge.

originates in 'snake in the grass'

"I was ousted from my favourite gym 'cos that grass told one of the trainers I was taking roids"
"damn"
"that grass will pay for this"

by grassius July 14, 2022

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Grass

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,000 species now. Grass typically grows from soil or dirt. When you look out the window like a Genshin player (only real g's actually go outside,) you likely find green plants stemming out of dirt, and a lot of it. This is grass. Grass needs to be cut every once in a while to make sure it doesn't overgrow.

Timmy went outside to touch some grass.

by I hate fortnite kids November 25, 2024