Golden Gasket

The act of urinating in one's rectal cavity for personal lubrication.

Person 1: Baby your getting a little dry
Person 2: Well I cant reach the KY, so just give me a GOLDEN GASKET

by ADAM MAC March 16, 2009

Golden Fountain

Takes place when a guy passes out on his back at a party with a hard-on and a full bladder. When he comes to and sees an attractive woman walk by, gives her tribute with a golden fountain of urine as high as it will go.

Billy must have had a great time at the soiree; he gave Linda a golden fountain as he lay in the lobby.

by mytwosenseworth May 21, 2013

golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower

my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets

by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015

golden china

A person who lives a very Luxurious life. Has a high stature in class. Works for important people. Is classed as important. Aka.... Snob!

Hey your boss is speaking to whats her face.... Yeh its like we are nothing compared to them. Them and their golden china

by Fennz001 July 23, 2015

golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

Golden Corral

Adj. A term used to describe someone who is fatter than the following proper noun. Usually used as self deprecating.

"Are you kidding me I am as hot as Bradley Cooper. I am Golden Corral Bradley Cooper"

by T swizz February 27, 2016

Golden Shower

When your sexual partner pours a Bud Light over your "head" and then licks it up!

My girlfriend gave me the best golden shower last night, unfortunately my bed now smells like piss.

by ForgottenPeak July 30, 2019