Gamer

The most oppressed group of people in society.
Brave heroes with the highest average IQ of all groups in society.
They fought bravely and won against the evil furries in world war 3.
Gamer can get hot girls just by existing.

Hot girl: Are you a gamer

Me: Yes I am a gamer

*Hot girl proceeds to suck my dick*

by eatass445 March 21, 2019

Gamer's Burn

When you spend too long up close to a large or medium sized screen and your cheeks get red and hot.

Mum: Get off the Xbox you're getting gamer's burn!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 28, 2019

Gamer

Someone who plays the most EpIc games such as Minecraft, Kahoot, Club Penguin, etc. (Not fortnite)

Person 1: wanna play minecraft?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude, I am such a pro gamer at this.

Person 1: Dude. WERE such pro gamers.

by Gamerwhowatchgamingweek July 12, 2019

Gamer

The highest level of being one can achieve; one who plays video games.
This member of society works day and night to make sure everyone's ears are properly bleeding after usage of their dollar store microphone.

"Hey girl, I'm a gamer. You should hang out with me."
"I'm a gamer girl!"
"Haha yes cool very nice now let us play Minecraft: Xbox 360 edition."

by IceboundCat6 July 13, 2019

Gamer

A person who plays video games

I'm a Gamer

by Gamerpro38 April 18, 2019

Gamer Grip

Whenever you beat your meat so much that you have a really strong grip.

Ayo this kid tried to grab my phone but i had really strong Gamer Grip from beating my meat alot.

by Gamer Grip Man October 12, 2019

Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.

Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs

by Thatonepanda November 27, 2019